February 2011
January 2011
“If you don’t masturbate, you fail”
– Danny Long
Surv.
You cant lie okay?
Alright.
So how are you holding yourself?
Alright.
What do you plan on doing today?
It’s over. So I guess sleep?
What were you doing at 11 last night?
hanging out.
Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years?
i hope.
Someone knocks on your window at 5am, what do you say?
i’d probably ignore it honestly lol
Funniest thing that...
“Saw’s sad, everybody dies”
– Me
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“I just figured since my cats are always loyal I should get them something for...”
Suuuurrvvv
Can you take this without fibbing?
yes!
You’ve had sex with over 12 people, haven’t you?
no!
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
i know it<3
Are any of your friends taller than you?
yeah, most of L suite.
Where did you get the pants your wearing?
target
Did you do anything productive today?
yeah, class X 4, met up with some EOF girlies, homework
Are you...
The Human Santapede
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